“you can punch more than one thing!”

zyxgf: I’m a mix between 10hrs nap and ignoring everyone

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:44:12 +0100

zyxgf:

I’m a mix between 10hrs nap and ignoring everyone

omgcheckplease: ★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 3 - Presser ★ Keep...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:41:02 +0100

omgcheckplease:

★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 3 - Presser ★

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savedbythenotepad:Jack is actually one of the most adorable people ever. He’s seated there at the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:10:21 +0100

savedbythenotepad:

Jack is actually one of the most adorable people ever. He’s seated there at the press conference and when he’s asked who he kissed on the ice, he just blinks and goes, ‘oh…my boyfriend?’ It doesn’t even sound like an unsure answer, more like isn’t obvious? because maybe he’s thinking, ‘oh gee who else could be it? that’s my boyfriend, you idiots.’

catsi: Taako: hey babe what do you want for candlenights this year? Kravitz: *takes Taako’s hand in...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:05:08 +0100

catsi:

Taako: hey babe what do you want for candlenights this year?

Kravitz: *takes Taako’s hand in his, stares deeply into his eyes*

Kravitz: your last name.

Taako: wh… like… oh

Taako: are… are you sure? because my last name is also Taako. but spelled different.

Kravitz: *forcing himself not to recoil* yyeeeahhhhhhh… that’s…. fine….

Queer Eye for the Hockey Guy (~5K)

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:25:48 +0100

jackzimmermannn:

Queer Eye AU! What was going to be fluff about Bitty and Jack quickly became an entire episode of Queer Eye. If you haven’t seen the show, what are you doing with your life? Credit goes entirely to @aokayinspace and @zimmerhomme for creating the jumping off point for this! Uh, I guess RPF from the perspective that it involves the Fab Five? Very few fic liberties are taking regarding them, they mostly just provide the framework for the story. It mainly focuses on Bitty and Jack. Still, if that bothers you I recommend you move on and read @omgericzimmermann ‘s fic instead (read it on ao3 here) which slots other omgcp characters into the Fab Five (or if it doesn’t bother you, read this one AND Hayley’s!) Inspiration for Bitty’s food rant comes from Ruby Tandoh’s (you may remember her from GBBO) book Eat Up which I’m currently reading and highly recommend! Do some accuracy hand waving with the timeline. Please also excuse excessive comma usage and any typos (tho if there’s anything that makes absolutely no sense, please lmk so I can fix it!), I only do a very cursory proofred bc I can’t be bothered. Enjoy!

It’s like being ambushed.

A very friendly, loud ambush.

Jack is sitting at the kitchen table, methodically alternating between eating a chicken sandwich and doing his statistics homework (he really should have gotten his Math credit out of the way his freshman year) when he hears the doorbell ring, the front door open and Holster shout, no, scream, a “FUCK YES!” from living room. It’s a testament to how used to the team he is that he doesn’t think anything is amiss until Holster comes running into the kitchen, a man who looks oddly like a white Jesus in his arms. He’s followed up by Ransom who is carrying a small blond man. The rest of the team piles in, followed by three other strangers Jack doesn’t recognize and an entire camera crew.

What ensues is a lot of excited yelling, enthusiastic introductions from the men he doesn’t recognize and curious exploring of the kitchen. Bittle, or Bitty as he told Jack most people call him, is talking sweetly to the Haus oven when it finally occurs to Jack what is happening. “You’re the Fantastic Five.” he says, and everyone laughs.

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Bonus episode??

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:48:16 +0100

netflix put it on their youtube channel!! it’s a 20 min episode in yass, australia

importantliverrighthere: jack is the only one wearing a cap...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 09:08:49 +0100

importantliverrighthere:

jack is the only one wearing a cap because he’s bisexual and that’s just the Fashion

violacakes: omgtrashplease: As much as I love fics where Jack has big dramatic heartfelt speeches...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 09:04:47 +0100

violacakes:

omgtrashplease:

As much as I love fics where Jack has big dramatic heartfelt speeches ready when he comes out, I’m actually really glad that he’s still a dingdong in canon. He should be allowed to be himself, an awkward large boy who loves his bf and is bad at press. Just because he’s the first out guy in the NHL doesn’t mean he somehow has to earn support by being a perfect poster child- he’s had enough of that for a lifetime.

So true.
Falcs PR: we’re worried the press is going to focus entirely on Jack’s sexuality rather than his hockey.
Georgia: I think it’s not going to be a problem actually.
Reporter: (asks elaborate derailing question about Jack’s sexuality)
Jack: (talks about hockey)
Reporter: (leading question about keeping politics out of sport)
Jack: (talks about hockey)
Reporter: (personal question about his history with Kent Parson)
Jack: (analyses Parse’s last game for ten minutes)
Falcs PR: how is he so bad at this but also so great???
Georgia: wait until they figure out what happens when they ask his favourite pie.

nickbonino:hey guys, i hate to do this again but i’ve finished uni and now i’m super unemployed and...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:59:58 +0100

nickbonino:

hey guys, i hate to do this again but i’ve finished uni and now i’m super unemployed and in a Lot of debt. but i need to buy a ticket for my brother for my graduation. it’s only £20 but i’ve maxed out my overdraft so i can’t afford to buy it. if anyone can spare me a little bit of money it would be so so appreciated, thank you

holy shit you guys thank you so much. everyone who donated i cannot thank you enough 💓 i got chris’ ticket just now and i’m so happy!!! seriously you are all so wonderful 💓

nickbonino:hey guys, i hate to do this again but i’ve finished uni and now i’m super unemployed and...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 23:49:14 +0100

nickbonino:

hey guys, i hate to do this again but i’ve finished uni and now i’m super unemployed and in a Lot of debt. but i need to buy a ticket for my brother for my graduation. it’s only £20 but i’ve maxed out my overdraft so i can’t afford to buy it. if anyone can spare me a little bit of money it would be so so appreciated, thank you

I HATE JVNs moustache

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:37:25 +0100

IT SURE IS SOMETHING G

there is a Lot of facial hair in this bonus queer eye episode

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:34:28 +0100

there is a Lot of facial hair in this bonus queer eye episode

nickbonino: check out those BEANS!!!!

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:18:43 +0100

nickbonino:

check

out

those

BEANS!!!!

bloodytales: (Link to article)

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 20:33:20 +0100

bloodytales:

(Link to article)

baselessomgcpheadcanons: Foxtrot, holding homemade matching sweaters for the Frogs: Dex, here’s...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 20:29:37 +0100

baselessomgcpheadcanons:

Foxtrot, holding homemade matching sweaters for the Frogs: Dex, here’s yours!
Dex, recently out and still trying to understand all the gay memes he’s missed: Fucking superb you funky little lesbian!

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Fri, 22 Jun 2018 20:28:59 +0100

oluranurse: Bitty, crying laughing: Sweetpea, what was that?? You were supposed to like, tell them...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 19:26:05 +0100

oluranurse:

Bitty, crying laughing: Sweetpea, what was that?? You were supposed to like, tell them it gets better or that they will be loved and supported regardless
Jack, very confused: Isnt that what I said? Hockey is a good sport and they should play it.
Bitty: oh, bless your heart,

omgcheckplease: Check, Please! Update ☆ 4.3: “Presser”☆ main...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 14:56:32 +0100

omgcheckplease:

Check, Please! Update ☆ 4.3: “Presser”
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gutsybitsies: itsybittle: You might think he looks awkward...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 13:24:45 +0100

gutsybitsies:

itsybittle:

You might think he looks awkward because he just said my boyfriend to the press and nation, but really this is he face of a man having to bite his tongue from sharing his 64 slide power point presentation about Eric Richard Bittle.

you can tell because the background is the trademark Yellow of Happiness

hey guys, i hate to do this again but i’ve finished uni and now i’m super unemployed and in a Lot of...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 13:24:21 +0100

hey guys, i hate to do this again but i’ve finished uni and now i’m super unemployed and in a Lot of debt. but i need to buy a ticket for my brother for my graduation. it’s only £20 but i’ve maxed out my overdraft so i can’t afford to buy it. if anyone can spare me a little bit of money it would be so so appreciated, thank you